老师也有荤故事：练习英语口语

     话说 很久很久以前， 大灰熊先生到武汉一家英语培训机构教授英语会话课程。有一天，学生练习对话的话题是

                   购物

       第二排的一对美女靓仔正在编排他们的对话，大灰熊先生走了过去，让两位学员在自己座位上热身表演一下他们的对话。

               --Hello. Good morning.

               --Hello. Good morning. How can I help you?

               --I would like to buy a pair of shorts.

               --OK. What size are you looking for?

               --The medium size.

               --All right. I will get a pair for you. Just a minute.

               -- Here you go. A nice pair of shorts.

               -- How much are they?

               -- Nine pounds and three penis.

               -- Here you are. Ten pounds.

               -- Do you have penis?  If you give me three penis, I will give you back　one pound.

               -- Unfortunately I have no penis.

               -- It's OK. I will give you the change.

              聪明的网民朋友，你发现了他们的发音错误了吗？